My Sassy Girl

My Sassy Girl

No, this is not THAT kind of post...It actually happens to be an extremely good korean comedy. While I was tempted to write an amazing movie review for it, i realised that your lack of attention span means that the title of this blog is all that i can hope to cover. So i thought i would write instead on 'misandry'. That would be the female version of a misogynist. It basically combines the thought that women are superhuman beings with innate wisdom and intuitive powers and are at the same time fragile little girls. On a larger feminist perspective, it is the belief that women should and must have absolute power over men, and until they do, every woman is so oppressed that no woman can possibly be held responsible for anything she does. Feminists are also known to frequently utter the phrase that "if women were in charge there would be no wars". In other words, feminists are women who have never heard of Boudica, Kahina, Hatshepsut, Zenobia, Tomyris, Golda Meir, Empress Matilda, Queen Amidala, Catherine the Great, Joan of Arc, What of Yodit, Ana de Sousa Nzinga Mbande, Queen Isabella of Spain, the Trung Sisters of Vietnam, Queen Elizabeth I, Mary Queen of Scots and Margaret Thatcher. But i digress from the topic. Haven't you ever felt the pangs of hunger and called out to the nearest woman in that 'urgent' tone of voice? But instead of the expected proper and subservient reply you received something different, a little something known as "Sass". Sometimes its too damn hard being a chauvinistic pig i tell you! Let this serve as a warning to all you guys out there. If you wish to survive in the New World Order out there, here is your instruction manual:
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/UnBooks:The_Complete_Idiot%27s_Guide_To_Talking_To_Women

On Friendship!

When you are sad ...I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. When you are blue ...I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. When you smile ...I will know you finally got laid. When you are scared ...I will rag on you about it every chance I get. When you are worried ...I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. When you are confused ...I will use little words. When you are sick ...Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. When you fall ...I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath; I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend."

And always remember: when life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over!