Try and make sense of this! HA-HA

What's to the left of right? You can't really tell! That's the problem with relatives! They're never absolute! Especially the ones that call you beta when you really rather would be an alpha. And when I told her that i was never gonna get married, she just said 'Don't be silly!' the way rabbits would say 'I'm a rabbit' when tortoises challenge them to races. Of course, the rabbits don't really say it and end up losing the race. The question really is 'Could I care less?'the answer, of course, is that alliterations do not really have to make sense, they exist purely for the kind of exercise that our tongues are denied when we hesitate to say supercalifragilisticexpicalidocious at the end of every sentence. Sadly, my cab mates at the new company don't really understand this, which is probably why the guy sitting next to me shot two bloodshot sleepy eyes at me when I asked him about this and in a barely audible whisper, muttered, "Are you a North Indian?." What's rather apparent though at this stage of the blog is I'm clearly not making the best of impressions with my new-found craze for alliterations in my equally new-found free office internet access. Im just gonna end it with - Do Jackasses Jackass?