Why do guys sit with their legs spread?

Why do guys sit with their legs spread?......Its so that their brains can get oxygen!!......This should be the tagline for Delhi's male population......I was walking in Connaught Place when this incident happened......As we were passing a lingerie store, we noticed three guys making some adjustments to the sign above the store.......Two of them were holding the wooden ladder steady and the third was on top.......All three were staring steadily at the mannequins in the window........As we passed by, there was a huge crashing sound......We turned and saw the ladder falling down and the man on top crashing to the ground.......The thing to do while falling off a ladder is to generally save yourself first!....However, the whole way down the man had a desperate struggle between saving himself and falling in such a way that he could continue to stare at the mannequins.....It was simultaneously the funniest and most pathetic thing you could witness......Moral of the story: All lingerie stores shoulf have burqa's to preserve the modesty of their mannequins!!....:-P