Hey,you wanna hear a funny story?

Hot damn, here I am. Seems like we hardly see each other any more. Was it something I said? Something I did? Something I didn't do....like not update the blog for a long time? I know, I know.......stop your whining. I guess this ship is sinking slow and the captain just does not want to let it go. These days any idiot can have a "blog site". And it looks like almost every idiot does......:-D.........Just kidding!.....Here's a funny story to make up for my infrequent updates-----This guy had a motorcycle which was getting really dusty. So he moved it from the garage to the living room where he got some rags and a bowl of gasoline and started to clean it. After finishing, he started the bike to check whether it was running fine or not. As it started in gear, he promptly went through the front glass doors while holding onto the handlebars, fell into the lawn in the middle of a pile of glass shards, bleeding from a dozen places. His wife, who was working in the kitchen, rushed out to see this scene and immediately called an ambulance......So far its pretty normal.....Later that afternoon, after getting hundreds of stitches, the wife brought the husband back from the hospital and gently put him to bed. She then went to clean up the mess, swept up all the glass, picked up the rags and junk and threw away the gasoline in the toilet. Shortly afterwards, the husband woke up, lit a cigarette and went into the bathroom. He sat down and tossed the cigarette into the toilet which instantaneously exploded. Hearing the explosion, his wife rushed into the bathroom to find her husband screaming in agony on the floor with third degree burns on the bum. She again called an ambulance and the same paramedics arrived. They loaded the guy onto the stretcher and as they were carrying him out, asked the wife what had happened. Upon hearing the story, one of the paramedics laughed so hard that he dropped his end of the stretcher and broke the man's collarbone.............MORAL OF THE STORY: well.....i cant think of any....:)......though i would like to enlighten the ignorant masses to an all too familiar concept with this story......schadenfreude: 'a german word that means to take mischevious delight in observing the misfortune of others'....Until next time....Adieu!